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March 2020

Monthly news from Eminence Canada

 
 
 

Hello Dallyce,

The world went from over-tourism to under tourism in March 2020.

Herculean efforts have come from professionals on so many fronts. We salute your efforts to repatriate Canadians, are grateful to the workers who treat the sick, appreciative of frontline staff who continue to stock the shelves. Working from home? On the phone, stuck on Perma hold?

Humour can help. Take 10 seconds and enjoy a chuckle.

 

-Dallyce

 
 
 
 
 
 

"A few decades ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die."

Bill Murray

 
 
 

"I needed a password 8 characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

Nick Helm

 
 
 

"Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star."

Anonymous

 
 
 

"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. "

Fran Lebowtiz

 
 
 

“Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.”

George Burns

 
 
 

According to the Mayo Clinic, A good laugh has great short-term effects. When you start to laugh, it doesn't just lighten your load mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body. Laughter can: Stimulate many organs, activate and relieve your stress response and soothe tension.

 
 

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